Is it just my Facebook or is England really racist?

I don’t like Facebook anymore, it was once a clever means of keeping in touch with everyone, it was just MySpace, but more grown up

Facebook has become a thing now where people spend their time ‘liking pages’ to see something stupid like ‘OMG the hairdo that made this woman kill herself!’ or to agree with random statements, most recently being about football fans being made to take of their England shirts ‘because it could cause offence’, or ‘If the England flag offends you, I’d be happy to help you pack!!!’.

Now i really don’t give a shit about football at all, i’ve stopped caring about this country and the excuse for drinking everyone bums off.

Theres pride for Britain and then there’s racism, and i think a lot of people are getting it mixed up, if you care about the country that much, what have you done to improve it? Other than join a Facebook group bitching about foreigners?

The football shirt rumour began in The Sun, here is the article:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2918868/Bid-to-ban-England-tops-in-World-Cup-pubs.html

Alright, i’ll break it down for anyone blinded with patriotic rage;
“cops have urged landlords” and “Pubs are not obliged to follow the advice” – Meaning no ban of any sort has taken place, it’s just a suggestion, like someone suggesting you should look both ways before crossing the road.

“They want to avoid a repeat of violence which has marred previous events, particularly if England lose.” – Cleary based on past experiance, people shouldn’t get on their high horse if this is the reality of the situation.

And heres the biggy;

It isn’t actually mentioned anywhere in that article, that the england shirt ‘could cause offence to foreigners’, it doesn’t even touch on the idea.

It just worries me how many people just believe it, because they want to.

Blackpool is Crap

I visited blackpool the other week, i’ve not been there since i was 14 or 15, and it’s pretty crap.

It really is like that weekend the carnival come to town except this time they claim squatters rights on the pier. There is no other place on earth where you go, dress like Charley Chaplin on acid, throw up in the street at 5pm infront of a crowd of minors and still try and keep a straight face when you call it a family resort. I saw my first condom machine when i was about 3, outside the gents under the Big One. Even at that age i figured what they were used for, they were novelty ones, it looked like you pulled a see through cartoon chicken over your Johnson. It was also at this age i became aware of edible underware.

And the haunted house is shit.

So I Typed Into Directgov’s Search Engine for ‘Fun Jobs in Northwich’…

So no jobs then?

Pandora Jewellery – The Heroin of the Jewellery Trade

I’ve been an apprentice bench jeweller now for pushing 7 months, my job consists simply of getting repairs done on time, thats all the work dropped off at the shop, and work from two other shops. By the time i’ve got the jobs for the other two jewellers done, i have friday to get all the work ready for the next day, which is impossible with the amount of customers throughout the week wanting to see Pandora Jewellery.

I was just writing the bit below when i realised that people who are fortunate enough not to know what this stuff is, i shall tell you what i tell people on a daily basis.
“Well you start with the bracelet which is £55 and then you put the beads (charms, links, spacers, stoppers – different words for the same bloody thing) on seperately, they start at around £20 and go up from there”

The Pandora Customer can vary in age, size and in one case (i shit you not) gender, but they all act in a very similar way.

• They have EVERY Pandora catalogue, even if they have no intention of ever purchasing earrings, or learning how to tie little knots in leather string.
• Despite this, they will always come into the shop without the foggiest idea of what to choose, when they’ve got the catalogue know the choice.
• The same applies to the fact they ask about the prices.
• Because they don’t know what they want, i’m forced to stand over a box full of beads for what can reach half an hour, for the sake of a £20 sale.
• They always pretend they can’t remember the brand name, “Can i have a look at the err.. Those little charm things” “The Pandora?” “That’s the ones!”, they say with a full bracelet.
• They get moody when they wait for their turn to see the beads, as if they’re not going to take as long looking at them.
• They’ll ask questions like “Have you got a bead for someone who just retired from 23 years service in [insert obscure job title here]“
• They’ll look genuinly suprised/disappointed when you say you haven’t.

The list goes on but i try and repress all memory of it when i get home.

The company itself only targets it’s product at small/medium jewellers, no large chains like H.Samuels, and like the customers are addicted to buying the beads to fill up the bracelet, only to buy another bracelet to fill up, Pandora gets jewellers hooked, the way i see the shop sometimes it looks like one of Pandoras concept shops, all the customers are just there for that purpose. It’s like they are turning normal shops into Pandora shops and they don’t even have to pay any rent, the business will be pure profit, a single silver bead costing the customer £20 is worth about 20p in scrap silver, it’s all the same metal at the end of the day.

What i can’t predict is what happens when the craze runs out of steam, which it inevitably will, the Pandora business will be sorted with it’s profits and will be able to just keep going at a steady pace once it dies down. The problem will be with the small/medium jewellery businesses, now Pandora is getting it’s own shops popping up, it’s creating competition with itself but it’s the little business that’ll lose. For example in Preston, why buy your charms in the pokey little jewellers on the corner when you can go to the brand new concept shop around the corner? The concept shops also get a couple of extras that the small/medium jewellers don’t get stocked or even told about.

I’m not a business advisor and i don’t know a hell of a lot to be honest, me writing about business is about as reliable as The Sun trying to write about politics and ‘our boys’. Heroin is probably a strong term but it’s the most difficult drug to get off.

I don’t have a conclusion, but i don’t want to call it a rant either.

Boobies.

Oops

I’ve been a tad too busy to write for TOO LONG.

For example, that last blog, i have since had swine flu, but sadly that was when everyone was getting it and it doesn’t really make great conversation.

“I had swine flu the other week”
“Me too”
“Oh.. The weathers shit too”

I’ve done all sorts since i wrote that blog, i’ve got a new job as a working jeweller, the ‘working’ bit is the difference between the H Samuels retail crap and the REAL MANS HARD GRAFT.

If making rings nice and shiney is manly enough for you.

Also in not writing as much my spelling is dying on its arse, my written vocabulary consists of mainly “repair” “gold” and the days date.

I’m in the job for 5 years, then i don’t know what i’m going to do. I’m mixing songs together for shits and giggles, my first mix “I Eat Electro for Breakfast” is in the final of the Pacemaker Summer Mix Contest, the results of which i will find out a week today, i think the mix name was already taken, so it was changed to “EEE”, which has no deep meaning at all, even when written backwards. Seriously, don’t waste your time trying that.

My next mix “Get Your Knickers On and Make Me a Brew” will be online soon.

To find my mixes, go to mix.pacemaker.net/hypermusic

It will be the best 17 minutes of your life.

Oh yeh, Noodles doing good too.

Swine Flu Has Arrived.. We Think

With a three figure death toll of a problem that affects few humans, SWINE FLU HAS ARRIVED GLOBALWIDE-STYLE.

Has my pet pig got swine flu? He looks iller than the Beastie Boys.

Asda

The one in Winsford, the toilet ‘waiting rooms’ as my girlfriend described them, actually smell like shit. And she said she was only washing her hands and i’ve had enough time to write this :/

Testing?

Blog from a BlackBerry, did it work?

The Internet is Full of Shit

And i’m not talking about my blog either.

ratemypoo.com

It’s the kind of site you could use for an icebreaker at a slow party, you could have everyone in the room laughing at turds, and those popular girls in the corner (you know, the ones commonly surrounded by a sausage forcefield) would feel snuffed for pictures of dead otters.

Personally if i was going to spend my free time rating something, if anything, it probably wouldn’t be photos of turds with titles such as ‘Dreadnought’, ‘Chocolate Pretzel’ and ‘This One Hurt’.

Chocolate Pretzels

Enough about poo.

Today i worked 2pm til 8pm and naturally i was feeling quite peckish by the time i got home. It dawned on me how nasty (as in ‘eurgh’ not ‘meanypants’) the program ‘Supersize vs. Superskinny’ is, i don’t want to see a horrible set of underfed or overfed pair of tits appear on the screen when i’m munching on my chicken pie at 8.30 in the evening.

I got through that, and the following program on the same channel, god knows what it was but it featured some completely mental chef who decided an amazing dish just HAS to have a bull’s bollocks in it. And so i watched him take a large pin and cram in into an unfeasably large testicle, this was bad enough, but then he ripped the bastard open a bit and squeezed the contents, which had an uncanny resemblance to raspberry sauce, into a dish.

That was when i decided i wasn’t very hungry anymore.

The Joys of Porn pt. 4

I’d forgot how many of these particular blogs i’ve wrote, and it oddly looks like it could be a continuing series considering all the disturbing stuff i find. I’d censor it but i don’t think kids really go on my site, they’re busy searching for real porn, plus i’d end up censoring random words to make it sound – scratch that, i was going to say make it sound worse than it is, i don’t think that’s possible. I suppose a small NSFW warning is in order though.

I really can’t find a lot to say about this ad.

Hungry?

You panty hungry guys & girls read it right!!! I am now selling edible panties!!! Now you might be wondering just how the hell could I do this? Very simple!!! First…I get the edible panty and put them on (not a long time because they do melt)…I get them nice and warmed up to my body. THEN (and get ready for a visual because this is HOT!!!)…I remove them so I can masturbate furiously (being sure to cum several times over & over) with the help of my Jack Rabbit vibrator.

AFTER cumming till I can’t take it any longer I THEN…(are you ready for this?) I DIP my fingers into my cum and generously coat the edible panty with it! Now…let me tell you here that I was the FIRST to try this out!!! That’s right! I let the cum-coated edible panty dry and then had a feast! How did it taste you ask? 100% delicious!!! So if you are licking your lips in anticipation for some of Anjels Hot edible panties?  Just cum over to my blog and order yourself a pair!!! They are strawberry, with chocolate strings…and a little bit of Anjel Smile

I’ve had this saved as a bookmark on my browser to use for a blog for way too long for anyone using my laptop to think i’m normal. I genuinly can’t for the life of me remember how i found this ad, but my girlfriend was there at the time so i really couldn’t have been looking at anything too dodgy.

Here’s a link to the genuine article, so you know i haven’t made this up.

Cum and get some Anjel food
Panty Hog – Used Panty Portal – Monday, 09 March 2009
© Panty Hog – Used Panty Portal

Oh man now it looks like i’m advertising.

Wait, that’s a ‘Used Panty Portal’? Somebody tell me that’s wrong, please, if eBay don’t do it, it shouldn’t be done. I think i died a little bit upon the discovery of the site, though another part said ‘this is a perfect part 4′.

In other news, the odd crap i see on a daily basis will soon be photographed (in shitty 3.2 megapixel quality) and uploaded to the site almost instantly, as i jump aboard the BlackBerry badwagon, and get a phone which is apparently too geeky for geeks, which is odd because i thought the BlackBerry was cool. If Deadmau5 has one, it must be. But anyway, the internet access will help me keep this updated at anytime, so i wont forget good stuff hopefully.

Also, i’m looking into clothing manufacturers. But until i’m sure, the majority of the designs are going to remain secret until they’re made and ready for sale.

I’d tag this properly, but i don’t really want someone innocently searching for a review of the BlackBerry finding ads for used edible underwear.

So i think i’ll skip a couple of tags. Actually, ‘used edible underwear’ would probably score me a few hits.